Marcin Gortat is a paradox. Allow me to speak freely, friends.
↵Watching Mr. Gortat play is like meeting a beautiful, funny girl that just happens to be smart. Even more incredible is that she is not insane. Even moreso incredible? She's single... AND she's attracted to you! Does that even seem possible, Phoenix Suns fans?
↵Well, have I got news for you! Marcin Gortat is ready to mingle after an on again, off again relationship with his former lover, the Orlando Magic. After being kept on the bench thanks to the immense talents of Dwight Howard, Gortat has seen his opportunity while playing for the PHX. Robin Lopez, who looks a lot like Dispatch frontman Chad Stokes, has not been able to fight off the feisty "Polish Hammer."
↵Gortat put together an impressive line tonight against the New Orleans Hornets, scoring 25 points, snagging 11 rebounds, and adding two blocked shots. He plays well alongside Channing Frye, who is more of a forward than a center anyway.
↵With Gortat's recent performances, the team has looked to be steadily improving from their awful start to this season. At 22-24, the team is 2.5 games out of the playoffs. Will they be able to bring playoff basketball to the Valley this spring? More importantly, will Marcin Gortat go to prom with me?
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