Great news Diamondbacks’ fans! Reliever Chad Qualls — aka The Bullpen Bomb — has signed a one-year deal with NL West Division rival San Diego Padres.
↵We wish our NL West brethren all the best with Qualls and his sinking ball that doesn’t sink and his slider that doesn’t slide.
↵Having said that and basically danced on the grave of his 7.32 ERA, I’ve pretty much now ensured that Qualls will have a career-year with the Padres.
↵You’re Welcome.