The great thing is they are not talking about politics, the bullpen, low attendance numbers, Brandon Webb's agent going insane and talking about an $8 - $10 million deal for his client next year.â†µ
Nope. They went to the simple but obvious ...â†µ
16,000 Diamondbacks Fans Killed On Complimentary Rattlesnake Night | The Onion - America's Finest News Sourceâ†µ
PHOENIX—The Arizona Diamondbacks organization apologized to fans, their families, and the community at large Thursday after more than 16,000 people attending the previous night's game were killed by the poisonous Western diamondback rattlesnakes given out as part of Complimentary Rattlesnake Night.
Check out the full "story". The picture alone is worth 10,000 laughs.