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Rumor Has It... Kurt Warner Likes To Dance On TV

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Apparently, ex-Cardinal QB Kurt “Grizzly Gray” Warner has been cast for the next season of Dancing With The Stars.


He is rumored to be intensely practicing his Stiff Hip Shuffle, Balky Back Bonanza, and the Charleston, which was super-fly popular in his childhood, back in the Days of Yore.


It’s gonna be fantastic television. I hope his feet take more kindly to a dance floor than the pocket.