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Rumor Has It... Kurt Warner Likes To Dance On TV

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Apparently, ex-Cardinal QB Kurt “Grizzly Gray” Warner has been cast for the next season of Dancing With The Stars.

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He is rumored to be intensely practicing his Stiff Hip Shuffle, Balky Back Bonanza, and the Charleston, which was super-fly popular in his childhood, back in the Days of Yore.

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It’s gonna be fantastic television. I hope his feet take more kindly to a dance floor than the pocket.