Too funny. If you haven't seen HBO's Hard Knocks yet or you don't watch it because Rex Ryan's foul language is offensive or you don't pay for HBO, then check this out.
↵One of the funnier things you'll see from an athlete letting you in behind the curtain to his personal life.
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In case you lost count (and we can't blame you for that) he's got eight kids, half of them age three.
↵Give or take a few months here or there, those four kids were born around 2007 which means the most productive time of his professional personal life is somewhere in 2006. You know what happened to Cromartie in 2006?
This.
↵Let this be a lesson to all your future professional athletes. It's OK to party it up a bit after you get drafted but you might want to use something other than the Shawn Kemp method of birth control.
↵I stole that Shawn Kemp line from Esposito by the way. He won't mind.
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