Jordon Ellel of Five For Howling wades into some dangerous hockey water, since hockey water primarily exists in Canada and let us not forget the Winnipeg-based anger over the Jets now existing as the Coyotes (they will remind you in any/all comment sections). He creates the Coyotes' own version of Mount Puckmore for Puck Daddy.
↵His quadrumvirate consists of Shane Doan, Jeremy Roenick (with extra points for extensive Scottsdale bars sightings), Teppo Numminen and GM Don Maloney. Not a Wayne Gretzky to be found. Looking forward to appearances of Mt. Puckmore in a (fingers crossed) future Team America movie or if that's unavailable, some semi-lame Jerry Bruckheimer offering.