Diamondbacks Stink, Lose To Cardinals 8-0

St Louis 8, Diamondbacks 0: Not Much Else To Say Is There?

D-backs Face Cardinals, May Create New, More Improbable Way To Lose, 5:15 p.m. AZT

With only 85 games left in the season, what could the D-backs have left? In a desperate attempt to top themselves the dugout is brainstorming...so far it involves a potatoes, two Kenny Rodgers tapes and a camouflage muscle shirt.