Henry Abbott, hairless blogger for ESPN’s TrueHoop, has concocted a fairly terrible ode to the Phoenix Suns’ Slovenian Sensation, Goran Dragic.â†µ
An excerpt (read the full poem here):â†µ
Muscle for a rebound.â†µ
â†µFight like hell through screens,
â†µThey drafted you for defense.
â†µSomewhere Steve Kerr beams.
Tenacious on the dribble,â†µ
â†µDefenders spun around.
â†µItâ€™s new: The Suns can build a lead
â†µWhile Nash is lying down.
While Abbott would clearly be the 30-seconds-of-playing-time-in-a-blowout-loss bench warmer on a team full of poets, the sentiment is appreciated!