Henry Abbott, hairless blogger for ESPN’s TrueHoop, has concocted a fairly terrible ode to the Phoenix Suns’ Slovenian Sensation, Goran Dragic.
↵An excerpt (read the full poem here):
↵↵↵Muscle for a rebound.
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↵Fight like hell through screens,
↵They drafted you for defense.
↵Somewhere Steve Kerr beams.Tenacious on the dribble,
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↵Defenders spun around.
↵It’s new: The Suns can build a lead
↵While Nash is lying down.
While Abbott would clearly be the 30-seconds-of-playing-time-in-a-blowout-loss bench warmer on a team full of poets, the sentiment is appreciated!