Caption Contest: Carlos Boozer Attempts To Eat Ball, Marcin Gortat Revolted

Here's my caption for this iconic NBA photo:

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The bald and bearded one retrieves his precious and cackles in glory while the angry Polish giant, veins bulging, looks on in hate and disgust with murder in his slotted eyes. 

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(Photo by AP Photo/Jim Prisching)

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Caption time, bring it.

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