NFL Week 5 Picks: Our Morons Are (Not) Smarter Than A Coin Flip

LAS VEGAS - JUNE 22: A general view at the Palms Casino Resort prior to the NHL Awards Ceremony on June 22, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

After kicking the spread right in the ass, our Morons are back with their Week 5 NFL Picks.

Before we launch into our Week 5 NFL picks, we will share with you just how brilliant we are.

Week 4 Results:

  • Moron of the Week: Seth. That's me. 4 out of 14 right. Yippie!!
  • Anti-Moron of the Week: Coin Flip. That coin got 9 out of 14 picks right. And yes, the same coin was used again this week. And no, you can't have my coin. Intern Shaun and Dennis Tarwood also got 9 right but the Coin got the edge on style points. If Shaun and Dennis do a flip before picking then they can be the anti-moron.

This week's Moron Picks have some interesting notes:

  • Four of our morons (Cory, Kevin, Dennis and "expert" Dave) opted out. I guess they were too upset about getting beat by my Coin Flip.
  • Not one single moron has the balls to pick the Cardinals to beat New Orleans even with a 7 point spread. Even the Coin picked the Saints.
  • Only Justin picked the Redskins +2.5 to beat Green Bay. Oh, and the Coin picked Washington too.
  • The Randy Moss to Minnesota trade happened after most of our picks where made. Oh well.

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Season Standings -- Wins to date:

  • Seth 4
  • Greg 5
  • Dave 5
  • Justin 6
  • Cory 6
  • Jose 6
  • Lolly 6
  • Scott 7
  • Kevin 7
  • Jess 8
  • Shaun 9
  • Dennis 9
  • Coin Flip 9

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