The Diamondbacks Bullpen: Now In Yoshida-vision

Who else is sick of the same old story about the Arizona Diamondbacks?

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"Waaah, our bullpen stinks ... they're so bad, they couldn't even out Ellen DeGeneres."

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"Geez, our bullpen is bad; their dogs all pee on the living room rug because they've never been out before."

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It goes on ... trust me.

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What is the solution? We all remember that lovely little 18-year-old Japanese schoolgirl, Eri Yoshida, who is currently knuckleballin' her way through the Golden Baseball League playing for the Chino Outlaws.

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Last time Yoshida pitched, she went five strong innings, only giving up two runs. When asked about the girl's skills, Dontrelle Willis looked bemused and said, "Five innings? That's way too many."

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So why not, Diamondbacks fans? Seriously. What's the worst thing that could happen?

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via www.pointstreak.com

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Besides, who could say no to this face?

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