Imaginary Soccer Team Drafts Nash, Amar'e. Sarver Refuses To Match Pretend Salaries.

Can-Jez makes yet another imaginary soccer/NBA All-Star team, via the Australian NBA blog (I know, that exists) NBAMate: 

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Central Midfield (Captain)- Steve Nash (Phoenix Suns)
Nash has absolute sheer passion for the sport making him a natural leader and shoe-in to wear the captain’s armband. He’d bring everyone into the contest with his feel for the game, unselfish nature and majestic passing skills. His unique ballhandling prowess would allow him to navigate through any tight defense anywhere on the pitch. Nash wouldn’t be such a bad finisher either.

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Those crazy Aussies have Artest and Garnett as starting center backs, which is terrible idea unless you prefer to play two men down. Amar'e made the sub list as a forward. However, countryman Andrew Bogut got snubbed, which begs the question, how bad do you have to be not to make an imaginary team?

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