You've seen it on the soccer field performing miracles....
..and now the people who brought you AutoBurrito™ have an exclusive ONE-TIME offer ONLY for the sports fans of Arizona.
MagicLife Spray™ IS HERE!!!
MagicLife Spray™ comes straight from the pitch and into your life where it will..
- Numb the pain in your brain from blown ninth inning leads!
- Ease your fear of your basketball team's demise with just one cool blast to the temple!
- Worried about your football team's new quarterback? Worry no more!
With just one spray of our patent-pending formula - specifically designed for the hot heat of desert environments - all of your concerns will be washed away faster than a fake injury "suffered" when an opposing player ran close to you!!!
Sign-up for the D-backs remaining 85 games and receive a free bottle to get you through Robert Saver's GM/Free agency summer!!!
Fine Print: YOU ARE AN IDIOT FOR TRYING TO BUY IT, SUCH AN IDIOT THAT WE SHOULD JUST TAKE YOUR MONEY