Dear Amar'e Stoudemire,
I know you're going through a lot right now, with this free agency stuff. You're probably torn and Happy is most likely giving you awesome advice like "During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody".
So here's a handy chart to help you with your upcoming decision...â†µ
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